Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles - Babylon Bee

“And I didn’t need any fancy technology to do it,” he said. “Just pure talent.”

Blowing off our responsibilities.

Watched: Mulan 🍿

Quick stop at the library.

Dave Ramsey Terrorizes Neighborhood In Adjustable-Rate Mortgage Costume - Babylon Bee

“Boo! I’m here to make your monthly mortgage payment significantly higher!”

Apple Pages > Microsoft Word

Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker - Babylon Bee

“We had talked for years about doing a couples costume,” explained Lot. “She would always pick something, then change her mind a dozen times, and it would never actually happen. This year, she was pretty set, you might say. I know she would have been pumped to win”

View out of the sunroof that I’ve never noticed.

Egypt Saved After Joseph Advises Pharaoh To Stock Up On Emergency Food Buckets From My Patriot Supply - Babylon Bee

“My Patriot Supply is the original and largest ‘patriot’ survival company,” said Joseph. “Without them, we’d be stuck storing grain in silos, and that’s a lot of extra work.”

I’m very happy with the fact that my smoke detectors all run on the same circuit and alarm when any one of them detects a problem.

But the late-late night false alarms are just the worst.

These Influencers Are on a Mission to Stop People From Paying Medical Bills - WSJ

Ian Howard was shocked to get a $1,000 bill for a brief visit to the emergency room that determined he sprained his ankle in a fall last year. Instead of fighting the bill, he just didn’t pay it.

I am no advocate of the vague and slow billing for medical services. But I wonder how long Ian would have a job if his employer’s all customers decided to steal $1,000 of their goods and services.

Theft of service isn’t a remedy; it’s theft.

Watercolor is very nice.

Trump Accounts’ Expansion Pushes Donated Individual Stocks Into Kids’ Holdings - WSJ

And officials simultaneously blessed an untested idea pitched by wealthy prospective donors: pushing individual stocks directly into kids’ accounts.

Five year holding period, and now the initial idea is devolving into another program to direct capital and social policy. Might be on the wrong track.

When your assigned school desk just isn’t getting it done.

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It’s getting colder outside, which means it’s the dreaded kids clothes shopping season.

Good luck.

I don’t know, this kind of still works.

Listening to teachers talk to each other in non-school public spaces is mildly terrifying.

Class is in session.

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Open Enrollment is much easier with AI. I used to run all of the healthcare numbers manually and now it can game out any scenario in seconds.