Chet Collins

I see all of these corporate April Fools jokes and I can’t help but think about all of the time that went into coming up with a concept and finishing the design.

We need humor and levity, but humor is best enjoyed when it bubbles up naturally.

This is just a waste of time and effor.

Just a few more days.

There is an inverse correlation between a movie’s rating on Rotten Tomatoes and how good it actually is.

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Venerable Fulton Sheen to be beatified in St. Louis on 24 September - Vatican News

After his heroic virtue was recognized, Fulton Sheen was declared Venerable in 2012 by Pope Benedict XVI. In 2019, Pope Francis authorized a decree recognizing a miracle through his intercession.

Therefore the Lord exhorts us to wait with patient and reverent faith until the end comes… It is not a blessed dissolution that awaits us, nor is nonexistence the fruit, nor annihilation the appointed reward of faith. Instead, the end is the final attainment of the promised blessedness, in which the goal of perfect happiness is reached, with no further goal beyond. For these, “the end” is to abide in the condition of uninterrupted rest toward which they are pressing.

• St. Hilary of Poitiers, On the Trinity

That moment when you’re in a very long confession line with your children and the total legend parochial vicar shows up and opens a second line.

GOAT!

My favorite kind of weather.

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The Tourist

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Nine days until I can pick my knife again.