Chet Collins

‘Sidewalk Closed’ Sign Leaves Pedestrians Frightened, Wandering Helplessly - The Onion

…a growing crowd of disoriented commuters were milling anxiously in front of the sign, with one woman sobbing quietly into her hands and saying, “But this is the sidewalk,” while several others began drifting aimlessly into yards, bushes, and even the street.

Just getting started on Issue No. 02 of Applied Bioethics Magazine. It’ll be out in a few weeks and I’m really excited about this issue.

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Squad.

When the wind blows in just the right direction, the scent of that lilac bush flows right into my office.

Scary tax bill in the mail was quickly fixed thanks to all those receipts I always save.

Whew!

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Report: CIA Raided By CIA - Babylon Bee

“We suspect we’ve been up to no good for a long time,” said one CIA insider who asked to remain anonymous. “We’ve been allowed to run roughshod over the world for long enough, and it’s time for us to hold us accountable for the things we believe we may have done.”

Bloom.

SEO experts are excellent at building websites for robots. Not so good at building for humans.

Why doesn’t Google make it easy to manage a shared contact list in Workspace?

It is truly shocking how inept Medical Billing can be.

DOJ Charges Synergy, Shipping Operator Involved in Deadly Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse - WSJ

A loose wire in a high-voltage switchboard likely caused the first power loss, federal prosecutors said. 

Another reminder of the importance of getting the little things right.

New York Man Convicted After Opening Chinese Police Station - WSJ

Prosecutors said Lu conspired with officials in China’s Ministry of Public Security to open a police station in a Manhattan Chinatown community center where he held a leadership role.

Wild.

It is so easy to get a cell phone number and plan now.

No more stores or appointments or hours. A $3 SIM card on Amazon, and 7 minutes at my computer and I’m all set for $10 a month.

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U.S. Air Force Special Operations Aircraft Accused Of Austrian Airspace Incursion - TWZ

the Austrian Air Force scrambled Eurofighter Typhoons in response to the alleged flights in the neutral country’s airspace.

Whoa! Austria has a military?

Just When I Thought The World Couldn’t Get Any Worse, My Wife Makes Me Go To A Play - The Onion

Sometimes I get so bored, I start watching the play. It’s enough to make me wish the next world war would just happen already. If this theater was bombed by China tonight, well, let’s just say I’d welcome them as liberators.

The all new PlaneDocs website is now live.

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Just had Chat design some new email signatures for me using HTML. Incredible!

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Meanwhile at ChetComm HQ.

Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue - Babylon Bee

At publishing time, Republicans were shocked to see a fourth man standing in the fire with them: Mike Pence.

Big week for web design.

Family ride.

Markdown + Ulysses = 💯

Heavenly delights

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache - Babylon Bee

The tanker, known as the Delta Magnus, nonchalantly floated in disguise past both the Iranian and American blockades, leaving both sides none the wiser.