Chet Collins

Full canopy.

The first 2-5 years of homeownership are spent correcting all of the mistakes and screw-ups of the last owner.

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Final step of the fallen limbs spring cleanup.

New neighbor.

I live in a house of spies.

The main thing I don’t like about door-to-door salesmen is being pushed through their funnel. I don’t like the random intrusion, but the funnel is just the worst.

Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening - The Onion

When he needed help securing a 10-year commercial lease, he turned to an outside backer who soon became the namesake of his creperie.

“He named it after me—isn’t that sweet?” said Kovac’s mother, Luisa, an 81-year-old woman

Morning ride.

I miss the fun of the early days of Fitbit.

Master Negotiator: President Trump Has Signed A Deal To Dissolve The US Military In Exchange For Iran Writing A 5-Star Review Of The White House On Google Maps - Clickhole

President Trump explained that all US servicemen have been directed to turn in their uniforms, equipment, and medals, and make preparations to vacate their assigned posts within the next week, as all American military forts and bases around the world are set to be renovated into government-owned Airbnbs.

I love the future of gas pumps.

State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies - Babylon Bee

The North American P-51 Mustang, one of the most popular fighter planes during WWII, was designed and developed in just over three months, with its first flight recorded just 47 days after the completion of its initial prototype. All this, despite being significantly more complicated than a simple bridge.

A-10 vertical stab.

Summer clothes changeover day.

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Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die - Babylon Bee

Seeing that her husband had somehow survived the apparent stroke, Dr. Jill met him on stage to praise his performance and take him to the after-party. “I was sure that Joe had just survived a massive ischemic stroke,” recalled Dr. Biden. “We had no idea what impairments he might be left with or if he was still in danger. So, I got everyone chanting ‘four more years’ and took Joe on to the next campaign event.”

Flyby.

Summer waters.

Underway.

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Welcome to the lake.

Creature power!

The last day of school is finally here.

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Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice  - The Onion

Chase chief information security officer Patrick Opet, advising anyone who had shared their information with someone who didn’t give them a good handshake or ask how their day was going to contact the bank immediately.

Pollinators welcome.