China Lands Alluring Female Mars Rover To Steal Secrets From NASA Rover - The Babylon Bee

Early reports suggest Perseverance may already be smitten by the Chinese rover, as he keeps following her around and focusing his digital camera on her. ”Focus, Perseverence, focus!” said frustrated NASA technicians as their rover once again dropped his dirt sample to ogle Zhurong.

This is a tough one.

It must be pretty difficult for Perseverance to be so far away from home with only his little helicopter to keep him company.