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Bill Gates Announces He Too Will Go To Space Once His Rocket Is Finished Installing Updates - The Babylon Bee

Gates remains undaunted and has promised there are only 22 days, 22 hours, 37 minutes remaining until launch. No, wait– 5 days, 5 hours, 29 minutes remaining… Oops– 14 hours, 3 minutes remaining… Now just 3 minutes remaining… Ope– it crashed, never mind. 

Hey, this was my joke!

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