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Nation Wishes We Had Our Own Oil We Could Dig Up With Big Machines And Then Transport Around With Some Kind Of Pipeline - The Babylon Bee

“If only we had oil, and knew how to get it,” said one local mom as she shelled out $300 for gas to take her kids to soccer practice. “Then maybe we wouldn’t have to buy it from evil regimes around the world and gas prices would be lower. I know that’s ridiculous, but it sure would be nice if that were possible!”

It’s nice to have dreams.

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