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Saved! Trump Reveals He Has Been Stockpiling Baby Formula For Seven Years After Being Warned Of Coming Shortage In A Dream - The Babylon Bee

“I have so many silos filled, it’s unbelievable,” said President Trump as he cracked open a fresh can. “Absolutely the best formula, ready for Sleepy Joe’s total disaster of a famine. Plus, the taste is incredible—all the babies are saying they just love it.”

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