‘It’s A Great Time To Buy A House,’ Says Realtor Who Gets Paid If You Buy A House - Babylon Bee

“Not only is it a perfect starter home, it just suits you and your family’s needs perfectly! There’s great schools nearby and no crime. Also, this could easily be turned into your dream home with a little TLC. Did I mention that it’s a great time to buy a house right now?”

Also a quote by me, selling my house.